Quotes by Missy Michaels

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You're right. I do have trust issues. It started when my mom dropped me off at the babysitter's when I was twelve. She didn't come back for three days.
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Daniel said I was exasperating in his kitchen. He told me that I made it look like I'd prepared a feast when all I'd done was scramble eggs.
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He accused me of hiding the letter. He accused me of being too empathetic. And he accused me of not acknowledging the potential danger. But he was wrong, wrong and wrong
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If I took the time to shower in your fancy stuff I wanna smell like a damn strawberry.
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Keep in mind, her medical training is from watching soap operas.